So today I agreed to a sit-down interview with KRAP-TV in Toledo (which I don't even think is real but that's beside the point).

Though it started out well, the entire thing went downhill quite quickly.  All said, though, I think I held my own but you can be the judge based on these outtakes...

Interviewer Sandra Simmons:  "According to your website, you've won approximately three awards for your cooking prowess.  So what?"

SIDE: "So what do I attribute the success too?"

SS: "No. SO WHAT??? Why am I here?"

SIDE: "So what's my secret?!!  Persistence.  And luck.  If you're persistent, enter enough contests, then eventually luck will shine on you.  Happened to me twice when I stumbled upon contests that gave honorable mention awards to all contestants."

SS:  "This is a waste of time.  What about your third supposed award?"

SIDE: "A pie eating contest. Someone said the cherries had gone rancid but I got enough to be crowned Ms. Cherry Pie 1989.  I have the video someplace here."

Stay tuned for even more out takes from today's supposed interview...