Alright, since I'm not frying one this year, I decided to share something I just came across.  Butterball Deep Fried Luncheon Meat, available in the packaged deli meat section of your local grocery store.  I kid you not...

 

According to the Butterball website:

 

 

"Enjoy the rich flavor of deep fried turkey without the guilt. Our new Butterball Deep Fried Turkey Lunchmeats are 97% fat free and have 0 grams trans fats per serving. Dig into any of our four delicious varieties: Original, Cajun Style, Thanksgiving Style™, and Buttery Herb. All four varieties are available in Thick Sliced or Extra Thin Sliced Cuts. Find your favorite now. "