A few weeks back, I dedicated several posts to Justin and Dave, founders of such fine bacon inspired products as Bacon Salt, Baconnaise, and Bacon Lip Balm.

Now comes word that they will soon be introducing a bacon scented/flavored product for the bedroom, Baconlube(tm). 
While a few of my coworkers raised an eyebrow or two when I mentioned it earlier today, the truth is sex sells, as does bacon.  A layup in my mind. 

And while samples are still in production, the one thing that I would ask J&D to consider is a spray attachment.  While the drip top will most likely be sufficient for most bedroom applications, I honestly see a huge secondary market for the product as a flavor filled lubricant for grill grates.  Baconlube:  Non-Stick Fun From the Backyard to the Bedroom.

- Smoke In Da Eye, Home of Bigger, Badder, Bolder BBQ