In case you weren’t aware, July is National Grilling Month(aka NGM).  Or at least that’s what the folks at the greeting card companies want us all to believe.

In tribute of this momentous occasion, we are pleased to bring you the top ten ways to celebrate NGM in true Smoke In Da Eye style.

1. Wrap yourself in tin foil suit, smoke a cheap a$$ cigar and down a 12 pack before going door-to-door as Grillin' Gary, the mythical figure who delivers grilled goodies each July
   
2. Buy a piñata and fill it with bratwurst, bacon wrapped jalapeños, chicken wings and other tasty grilled treats then let the kids go to town on it
   
3. Create a "Grilling Month" tree in your front yard out of empty Pabst cans and invite the neighbor children over to decorate it with barbecue tools and party lights
   
4. Stand on your balcony yelling "show your t#ts" while tossing sausage link necklaces to neighbors below
   
5. Put a can of bacon grease in your dresser, ensuring your clothes smell nice and meaty
   
6. Arrange a "Secret Griller" campaign on your block, inviting neighbors to break into each others backyards in the middle of the night and grill something tasty for the owner to find the next morning
   
7. Stand in front of the local supermarket with a tin can and a bell, soliciting donation for the "Buy a Hungry Man a Ribeye" fund
   
8. Initiate "The 12 Days of Grilling," featuring daily gifts of grill tools and accessories prior to the arrival of Grillin' Gary
   
9. Convince your boss that July 15 is Bring Your Grill to Work Day then spend the day impressing your coworkers with your grilling skills
   
10. Petition your town council to host the First Annual Grill Olympics, featuring female sauce wrestling, the hot coal toss, beer cap bingo and other such events